What advice would I give to the would-be conspiracy theorist? Don’t believe in conspiracies! Just kidding! But I would tell them that reality is really all up to them and whose to say that the Easter Bunny wasn’t inspired by aliens from another planet? To each his own! The paranoid delusions of one may very well be the reality of another. Whose to say? Oh and while we are discussing the relative nature of reality, check out my favorite quote; “Reality is just paranoia on a Finer Scale”. So why don’t you put that in your pipe and smoke it!